作者  makeweight (makeweight)                   站內  StupidClown
 標題  [無言] 新年的車禍
 時間  Thu Jan 29 01:02:19 2009
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今年過年,老爸車壞掉,所以開我的小破車回去,根據老爸的說法

自排車開了會打瞌睡,所以全程都是由我掌舵

這是第一次過年回鄉下全程由我開車,

雖然沒有打瞌睡,但是終究是發生了車禍

其實不是我的錯,起因是隔壁道來車突然朝我這邊撞過來,怎麼閃也閃不過

 


力道頗大,我們家一家子都傻眼,不僅是因為車禍

還有因為對方車有快跟車頂一樣高的尾翼

大包離地,大約快放不下香煙盒的高度,

雖然我們車窗全關,卻聽得到對方的爆炸音響聲

 

當下我們家的人都不知道該怎麼辦才好


駕駛座車窗是搖下來的,其他車窗全黑

我爸坐副駕,驚魂未定地看著對方車內的人,對方也惡狠狠的朝我們瞪視著

這一瞬間,考驗著一家之主的威嚴,會不會在這新年頭就有如熊市一般丈落谷底

 

 

突然間對方駕駛座的人爬出車外,跳到自己車子的引擎蓋上


這時候,我們家的人還是很傻眼,不知道該怎麼辦,戰戰兢兢


想不到對方不是朝我的駕駛座走來,而是跑向他們自己的副駕,開始破口大罵

 

副駕被惡狠狠的拖出來,巴了兩下頭

這時候我也下車,搞不清楚狀況

 


總而言之,對方駕駛很有禮貌的向我道歉

雖然他嘴裡有菸,看起來不大誠懇

雖然他眼神裡有殺氣,看起來不大和善

雖然他們全部車上的人都下來,看起來身形巨大

不過他們終究是很有禮貌的跟我們道歉

 

對方將車子倒退,看一下我們的車子有沒有問題

總而言之,我爸說算了,不要太計較,意思意思拿了一點錢,就算了

 

對方居然是拿消費卷賠償,我真希望鈑金老闆會接受消費卷

 

 


消費卷不是笨點,笨點是他們告訴我們為什麼突然把方向盤狂打左轉的原因

這也是為什麼副駕先被巴了兩下頭的

 

 

 

因為副駕吃櫻桃往窗外吐子,正巧駕駛由中控把副駕車窗升起

彈回的櫻桃子讓駕駛以為是子彈,急忙往左閃,所以撞上了我的車

 


這一切的巧合,都帶著一點愚蠢

所以生平第一次大車禍,讓我知道消費卷也可以這樣用,收到了五千塊錢的消費卷

以及知道小混混吐出的櫻桃子就跟裘千尺的棗核釘一樣,可以跟飛彈一樣快

 

 

 

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推 nohuman0827:哈哈哈XDDDD真他娘親的笑翻了XDDDD                    01/30 09:15
推 goingMAX:駕駛坐在駕駛座上下腰..                                 01/30 09:57
推 sesattle:超有笑點了...子彈 要學駭客任務一樣閃子彈嗎             01/30 10:27
推 soay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                            01/30 10:46
推 minnfen:笑死我了哈哈哈哈哈哈                                    01/30 11:19
推 mimikiller:笑死我了 XD                                          01/30 11:27
推 sosogoods:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              01/30 11:38
推 imuihu:剛剛正在哀傷,看到這邊整個大笑阿.......哀傷你跑去哪了?  01/30 11:49
推 BattleRoyale:XDXDXDDDDDDDDDD                                    01/30 11:57

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