作者  xgodtw (死了都要丹)                                         看板  joke
 標題  [XD] 周瑜
 時間  Sun Jun  7 01:01:54 2009
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有一天,有一個傳令兵急急忙忙跑到周瑜的軍營前,

還沒見到人就直喊:

「都─督!」

周瑜當然知道戰況緊急,為了效率也免去禮數叫他趕快說重點:

「請講!請講!」





















結果一台火車就衝進來把周瑜給撞死了。

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推 vega308216:都督~  洽卡洽卡                                      06/07 01:16
→ PainFlute:給我閉嘴~~ 歐巴馬~~~~                                 06/07 01:17
推 a83a83:笑了給推XDDDDDDD                                         06/07 01:18
推 mickeymolly:              福~~~~~~~~~~~~骨~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~      06/07 01:26
推 Exmax1999:笑了- -                                               06/07 01:32
推 steveler:nice play                                              06/07 01:34
推 changtai:莫名的笑了...                                          06/07 02:51
推 d29872523:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈(笑了)                              06/07 03:00
推 kevinfu619:XDD                                                  06/07 03:10
推 wml92155:XDD                                                    06/07 03:37
→ KaedeFuyou:哈哈                                                 06/07 04:34
推 crazycharge:我以為會接"督~~大~~大~~大~~"                        06/07 04:42
推 wwa928:有梗給推                                                 06/07 04:58
推 l1l1l1l1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                     06/07 05:00
推 dchris:有笑有推XD                                               06/07 05:01
推 momo0723:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         06/07 05:16
推 halaGG:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         06/07 06:45
推 adks3489:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   06/07 07:56
噓 vizshala:金拍球                                                 06/07 08:03
推 crazyBeast:有笑有推...............                              06/07 08:08
噓 ADhate:你媽勒 三國時代那來的火車?                               06/07 08:21
推 bennyt6182:................ 真奇妙                              06/07 08:46
推 valenti1007:幹 太強大了XD                                       06/07 08:58
→ e1q3z9c7:哈哈哈哈哈                                             06/07 09:14
推 leo19901026:督都都嚕嘟嘟督都都嚕嘟嘟督都都嚕嘟嘟大大大~~~       06/07 09:14
→ turtle222:幹~嘴角失守3秒                                        06/07 09:45
推 Zeroyeu:XDDD                                                    06/07 10:43
推 rainHime:xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd  06/07 10:46
推 potatotwists:GJ!                                                06/07 10:57
推 teee:真白爛                                                     06/07 10:58
推 SMILE6663:雖然很爛~但還是笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD            06/07 11:00
推 alinmoai:這超好笑的XD                                           06/07 11:15
推 FoxQ:幹XD                                                       06/07 11:18
推 yoyoyoo:也算爛到極點變好笑了                                    06/07 11:23
推 shoeshoeshoe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD         06/07 11:24
推 icw1979:笑了......                                              06/07 11:35
推 mimosa919:電影 周漁的火車2                                      06/07 11:55
推 circler:好爛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD       06/07 11:55
推 trokymmr:好好笑XDDDDDDDD                                        06/07 11:56
推 tchy:XDD                                                        06/07 12:01
推 Bollywood:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                  06/07 12:10
推 opeekon:XD 我竟然笑了                                           06/07 12:25
推 leoandgrace:XDDDDDD                                             06/07 12:26
推 mowpi:XDDDD                                                     06/07 12:28
推 gqlikjguo:都~~~~~督~~~~~請講、請講!...........碰!周瑜死了XDD  06/07 12:37
推 sakido:GJXD                                                     06/07 12:58
推 pinkEVA:XDD                                                     06/07 12:58
推 x0315x:嘴角不爭氣的上揚了...                                    06/07 13:05
推 iozs:XD                                                         06/07 13:14
推 tassder777:XDDDD                                                06/07 13:24
推 ray30825:我有效=  =                                             06/07 13:25
推 flysonics:XDDDDDDDDDD 我笑了                                    06/07 13:41
推 KyoDragon:都一督~~~~請講請講  哈哈哈                            06/07 13:48
推 godispower:好爛的梗..XDXDXDXD                                   06/07 13:48
→ jason77626:雖然真的笑不出來 但我很仁慈....                      06/07 13:50
推 gn01189425:看就可版這麼久,終於有一則可以跟小朋友分享           06/07 13:54
推 s10027162:XD                                                    06/07 13:56
推 BlackGuy:哈哈 這不錯  大小皆可                                  06/07 14:04
推 soulknight:我笑了                                               06/07 14:20
推 toya123:XD                                                      06/07 14:20
推 TKWdEmoN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  06/07 14:24
→ screenwriter:靠妖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDy                               06/07 14:33
推 hueiptt:幹這三小啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             06/07 14:47
推 min19892007:笑出來啦                                            06/07 14:59
→ taiwandisney:笑不出來.. 梗好怪~__~                              06/07 15:35
噓 maxissocool:什麼????                                            06/07 15:43
推 stan26:XDDDDDDDDDD                                              06/07 16:20
推 ken5438:XD  很好笑阿XDDDD                                       06/07 16:46
噓 zaqqaz:開死人的玩笑很好笑嗎?                                   06/07 16:57
推 allan80625:我還以為是驚聲尖笑的梗XD....不過還是笑了             06/07 16:59
噓 fomosamonkey:看到一半就猜出來了                                 06/07 17:26
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﹨ㄏ┤  υ   ▄◣▄  υ     ▋ ╲║
※ 編輯: ak47good        來自: 118.167.104.6        (06/06 03:38)
推 peteru4:推推   好棒XDD                                          06/06 03:40
推 neka:推XDDDDDD                                                  06/06 03:42
推 grant202:推wwwww,有打算丟上nico嗎                              06/06 03:53
→ ak47good:正在丟                                                 06/06 03:54
推 allfate:好樣的!! 詳細希望(誤)                               06/06 03:57
推 zeolite:原來在八卦板見的,是傳說人物之一                        06/06 04:02
推 tom11725:李組長wwww                                             06/06 04:23
推 tom11725:LBEX的OP真的可以給它搬一個最佳素才獎...                06/06 04:27
推 asdX:GJ                                                         06/06 04:29
→ allfate:最佳素材獎,入圍的有....                                06/06 04:35
→ allfate:Little Busters OP-Little Busters                        06/06 04:36
→ allfate:Kotoko-Face of Fact                                     06/06 04:37
→ ak47good:突然想推造成一切流行的元兇…那部也是我一些靈感的來源   06/06 04:37
→ ak47good:啊 face of fact的魔獸影片聽說有上過官網                06/06 04:38
→ allfate:以上為不負責任篩選...                                   06/06 04:39
→ allfate:如有遺漏請自行補上XD                                    06/06 04:40
→ ak47good:http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3234507                06/06 04:42
推 f222051618:推一個阿 真的可以代表ptt了 XDDDDDDDDDDDD             06/06 04:43
推 allfate:是豬運星XDD                                             06/06 04:47
推 x60206520:好文大推阿XD                                          06/06 04:52
推 dodomilk:大推XD                                                 06/06 05:03
→ ak47good:http://tw.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7260177 丟惹            06/06 05:09
推 allenhead:靠北幹我從頭笑到尾阿XDDDDDDDDDDDD                     06/06 05:25
推 tsunamimk2:推啊~~~                                              06/06 05:36
推 tom11725:埔推                                                   06/06 05:37
推 Ximcra:推!!!                                                    06/06 05:43
推 reccaX:神...XDDDD                                               06/06 05:56
推 hayatotw:這不推爆  哪篇推得爆  XD                               06/06 06:56
推 tsunamimk2:再推~                                                06/06 07:18
推 rogerno1:推!!!!!                                                06/06 07:19
推 insethry:XDDDDD                                                 06/06 07:20
推 brokensox:這要做多久啊  QQ                                      06/06 07:24
推 Kawasumi:推XDDD                                                 06/06 07:26
推 brokensox:丟到日本nico不知道會怎麼樣.....                       06/06 07:26
推 dodomilk:日本也看的到吧 把tw改成www就是日本了                   06/06 07:27
推 allergy:GOOD!!!!                                                06/06 07:28
推 bear9345:有看有推                                               06/06 07:30
推 PlayStation3:推                                                 06/06 07:52
推 Kenqr:太強了XDDDD                                               06/06 08:05
推 kducky:好多素材XDD                                              06/06 08:24
推 yaoj:我一直很想知道 李組長的出處到底是哪裡啊???                06/06 08:46
推 scotttomlee:推~XD  希洽好像在最後有出現一次                     06/06 08:56
推 billllid:推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                   06/06 09:17




我被粉紅色的可愛字跡感動的說不出話,正準備開口說些什麼,兩位正妹竟然吵了起來:



「人家哪有獻什麼殷勤,只是想幫忙同學…」清純正妹無辜的說

「哼!只會在男人面前裝可憐!」性感正妹不屑

「人家……人家才沒有裝可憐…嗚…」清純妹竟然哭了起來


之後我就在瀰漫尷尬氣氛以及嫉妒目光的教室內仔細思考為什麼平成連當馱獸都不夠格的
阿宅在下我今日竟然能讓兩個正妹為我吵架?


我沉思,如同計算Laplace以及進行測天解算法般嚴肅思考


「原來如此!」我突然大喊,全班同學轉頭看向我「因為我坐在北邊!」

「什麼?」老師不耐煩的放下粉筆「你有什麼問題嗎?」

























「坐北潮男!」


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※ 編輯: LooKilLittle    來自: 140.121.212.138      (06/04 01:10)
→ e3106655:2分                                                    06/04 01:09
→ TL1987:原po不是說宅男......                                     06/04 01:10
→ e3106655:坐北宅男...                                            06/04 01:11
推 hisanick:不錯阿...                                              06/04 01:15
推 bicycleman:不錯                                                 06/04 01:20
推 Newschool:XDDDDDD                                               06/04 01:28
推 wennythepooh:看你鋪梗給推                                       06/04 01:28
推 stockton133:看你鋪梗那麼辛苦~~給你一個推好了~                   06/04 04:31
推 MoseHas:幫你推一個吧 嘴角有動                                   06/04 06:34
推 wucliff:推一個                                                  06/04 08:23
推 popoallan:我笑了                                                06/04 10:12
推 syfjames:.............                                          06/04 10:50
推 f9968106:有笑有推XD"                                            06/04 11:23
推 siegfred:什麼東西啊                                             06/04 11:28
推 LucAngel:......                                                 06/04 11:28
→ GiGiGi2: 沒笑 ...... 給箭頭                                     06/04 11:33
推 greatest5566:good                                               06/04 11:49
推 ifimakin:我有笑 幫推                                            06/04 12:14
推 BLackDANE:                                                      06/04 12:29
推 KJ8:靠邀耶                                                      06/04 12:30
推 Rsew:....                                                       06/04 12:43
推 mysteryliu:有笑有推~XD                                          06/04 12:52
→ loading1:門口有個市場                                           06/04 12:52
推 tkhunter:還不錯,給個推                                         06/04 13:00
推 XDXDXDD:有笑有推                                                06/04 13:05
推 BDZ:有豪洨到XD                                                  06/04 13:18
推 strain:哩莖豪小...                                              06/04 13:45
推 GSJ: 這個好笑                                                   06/04 13:47
推 moontin:給分                                                    06/04 13:54
推 mozozo:XD                                                       06/04 14:09
推 upu:......靠杯                                                  06/04 14:10
推 liaox:嘴角有動~給個推~                                          06/04 14:18
推 aaron770708:原po商船?                                           06/04 14:26
→ Yanten:老梗這樣舖也算不錯了                                     06/04 14:49
推 nhec:有笑有推~~                                                 06/04 15:05
推 okladavid:有創意                                                06/04 15:12
噓 so45j10:事怎麼了就可淪落到創意當笑話                            06/04 16:50
推 KaworuNagisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 06/04 16:51
推 MIKEHO:正妹說的話好生動呀!                                      06/04 19:01
推 kousa:  假潮男  真宅男                                        06/04 19:02
推 candysky46:...XD                                                06/04 19:10
推 yoyobo:XD                                                       06/04 19:24
推 Addidas:居然不是正妹就是老師本人 好吧 出乎我意料之外            06/04 19:47
推 keithking:靠北 這什麼東西 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  06/04 19:49
→ pttsac:沒笑+1                                                   06/04 20:02
推 realxjapan:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                         06/04 20:06
推 TKWdEmoN:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          06/04 20:09
推 victorshu:XDDDDDD                                               06/04 20:14
推 urzas:XDDDDDDDDD                                                06/04 20:42
推 kevinfu619:XDDDDD                                               06/04 21:00
推 zunreada:看在你鋪梗撲的那麼辛苦的份上                           06/04 21:08
推 gogoyamaha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  06/04 22:12
推 xgodtw:有創意有推XDDD                                           06/04 22:22
推 KimiMiki:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                       06/04 22:35
推 GOFORYOU:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          06/04 22:45
推 cakin:....                                                      06/04 23:10
推 ustart:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                            06/04 23:26
推 smallrod:XD                                                     06/05 00:08
推 ocean78930:不錯噢!                                              06/05 01:01
噓 zaqqaz:看到打哈欠囉~~~~~~~~~~~加油好嗎?                        06/05 01:02
推 ft5hb297:我喜歡汁液型男                                         06/05 03:51
→ SimonChang:沒笑,但鋪梗用心。                                   06/05 05:52
推 IntelC2D:推你個用心!                                            06/05 10:26
推 davidchen329:不錯                                               06/05 11:34
推 bluemoony:創意不錯                                              06/05 13:35
推 zone750603:梗鋪的不錯                                           06/05 13:45
推 greatkevin:XD XD XD                                             06/05 14:27
推 flyplayer:XD                                                    06/05 17:01
推 ilovelucy:作北宅男                                              06/05 17:07
推 a12582002:XDDD                                                  06/05 17:37
推 BibbyMike:說好的 台科呢                                         06/05 19:45
推 cocoyan:XD                                                      06/05 21:19
推 cofc:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                               06/05 23:34
→ Mochida:看在字很多份上                                          06/06 01:44
推 Badd:我有笑                                                     06/06 02:00
推 devil115789:鋪敘好!                                             06/06 02:17
推 rappiest:還不錯阿...我笑了                                      06/06 10:20
推 guest1024:.                                                     06/06 11:54
推 nba1090:我女朋友的嘴角不爭氣的上揚                              06/06 13:36
推 bhbu:航海人 推!                                                06/06 15:16
推 asdfghjkl220:梗鋪很久= =                                        06/06 15:38
推 Fantasy13:不錯喔XD                                              06/06 17:05
推 hanaomi:我笑了耶  囧                                            06/06 23:02
推 fusam:我也笑了~~~我也是坐北潮男                                 06/07 00:08
推 Faoitohins:XDDDDDDDD                                            06/07 01:55
推 gold97972000:XD  拉普拉斯變換 超難的ㄝ  你什麼系的阿            06/07 14:56
推 mobydick1029:不錯笑 XDDDD                                       06/07 16:45
推 dylan29341:XD                                                   06/07 20:21
推 vinita:XDDDDDDDD                                                06/07 21:09
推 RFV123:XD幹~好笑                                                06/07 23:38
推 perplexcar:笑翻了                                               06/08 11:11
推 ckndim:XDDDDDDD                                                 06/08 21:32
推 comicboy37:好~你贏了XD                                          06/08 23:14
噓 sousmart:                                                       06/09 01:21
推 Ayaun0417:可                                                    06/09 18:53
推 sopi:好好笑XD                                                   06/11 20:37

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